The cops raided a brothel in Kings Cross. In one of the booths they found an Asian bloke bonking like crazy. “What’s your name?”
“My name is Ting”
In the next room they found another Asian bloke sitting quietly in a shabby armchair. “And what’s your name?”
“My name is Ting”
“Oh yeah”, said the sergeant suspiciously. “How come we’ve just arrested Ting in the room next door?”
“He is Ru Ting. I am Wah Ting”.
