The blonde flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple onboard, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking !
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger onboard, who looks quite frightened, and the man she is with is a fat old slob,
who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous."
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before.......
This is Air Force One ! "
