Dave, a hunter, went on a camping trip with his wife, kids, and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the forest, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone.
Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Dave sighed, picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.
In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large grizzly bear stood facing her.
The wife looked piercingly at Dave and cried, "Well? What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said Dave. "That stupid bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
