Two friends, a visiting Czech and a US lawyer were on a vacation in the Northern Territory and decided they would go camping for a few days.
So sure enough the first night they camped out two crocodiles showed up.
They were awakened by the rustling noises outside and got up to see what was out there.
The crocs became startled and one of them attacked the Czech and ate him.
The Lawyer ran screaming off into the woods and kept running until he came to a police station.
He awoke the policeman inside and told him what happened.
The Lawyer and the policeman went back to the camp site and found the two crocs still sitting there.
The policeman noticed one croc was female and the other was a male.
He asked the Lawyer which croc ate his friend.
The Lawyer was certain it was the male so the policeman shot the male croc and the female went running off into the river.
When they cut open the crocodile they did not find the remains of the Czech inside.
What did you learn from this story?
Never trust a Lawyer when he says the Czech is in the Male!
