Beware of little old ladies!
A US State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding.
As he looked at her driver’s license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.
Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.
She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment.
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her centre console.
The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse."
Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of..?
The little old lady smiled and replied, "Not a f????ing thing."
