I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today,
it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.
A police recruit was asked during the exam
“What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He answered, “call for backup.”
What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other oinkment!!!
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, "You drinkin'?”
The driver said, “Well that depends - You buyin’?”
