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Offline Humpybong

And now for something completely different
August 22, 2016, 10:47:15 PM

Here are some comments made by sports commentators during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"



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Re: And now for something completely different
August 23, 2016, 02:55:29 AM
 :o ;D

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Re: And now for something completely different
August 23, 2016, 01:56:15 PM
Many snows ago a football (U S) commentator exclaimed a break-a-way runner heading for the goal line. "Look, just look at that S O B* go!"    (*Said the words)

 


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Re: And now for something completely different
August 23, 2016, 09:20:40 PM
:)

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