A weary traveller stopped at a motel in the middle of the night, only to be told that there were no rooms available.
“You’re got to have something,” pleaded the traveller. “Even a spare bed somewhere will do.”
The motel manager thought for a moment, then said, “Well, we do have one spare bed, but it’s in a room with a really loud snorer. This guy snores so loudly that everyone has been complaining about him. You probably won’t get any sleep if you share a room with him.”
“I don’t care – I’ll take it!” said the traveller with relief.
The next morning he went down to breakfast bright-eyed and refreshed.
“So the snorer wasn’t a problem for you then?” asked the motel manager, surprised.
“Nup. As we were going to bed, I bent over him, kissed him and said, ‘Good night, gorgeous’ and he stayed awake all night watching me!”
