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USER: cabbage 
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USER: boiled cabbage 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 
USER: 1 boiled cabbage 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 
USER: 50damnboiledcabbages 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 
USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages 
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USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow! 
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USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.