A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Toasted Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked/Grilled: Liberal, Labour or Greens. $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
