Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Cashier: "Do you need a bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
Cost me a busted tooth... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a
few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”
I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
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I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born
just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, pushing out her ample chest with a smile, "then go ahead and try."
After about thirty seconds of me fondling her breasts, the woman lost patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
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I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. "Good legs!" I said!
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! … Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me another 6 stitches... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
