When his son refused to get a job, a father insisted he join the army.
At the induction medical, the doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye-chart
Across the room.
'What chart, Doc?' the young man asked.
'The one on the wall!' the doctor said.
'What wall?'
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to strip
And walk in naked.
'What do you see now son?'
'Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm blind as a bat.'
'Well, you may not see anything,' the doctor said, 'but your dick is pointing straight towards the Army Base!
'Pack your bags and welcome to the Army, my boy.'
