Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together.I shit you knot.
My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small penis is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!
''A Botanist goes into Bunnings. He asks: "Hey, you got any of that inhibitor of C3 H8 NO5 P (glyphosate); C6 H17 N2 O5 P (glyphosate-mono(isopropylammonium)) (62). Shop assistant: "You mean Roundup?" Botanist: "Yeah, that's it. I can never remember that bloody name."
