A lady went into a bar and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had on the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman's curiosity got the best of her, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning, she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank ya', ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"No need to be flattered," the lady says to the cowboy, "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
