World-Wide Telephone Survey

[Humpybong]

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a complete failure because?
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Great Britain . . .
everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

[Triggersmob]

 

I like that one.

[TKO]

I'm getting to like the Asian Indians calling and trying to pretend not to be Indian. I just received one the other day telling me that the IRS was filing legal suit against me. They wasn't going to tell me why until I told them "my name, address, social security number". I told them that I was in the process of moving to a different address, changing my name to hide my identity therefore my social security number was going to be valid one. I then told them if they would give a number to call them once all of this was changed I would gladly call them and let them know. And you know the idiot did. The IRS was glad to get this number and I really had fun playing stupid getting it.