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1.OLD AGE IS COMING AT A BAD TIME.....
2.THE BIGGEST LIE I TELL MYSELF IS "I DON'T NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN--I WILL REMEMBER IT"
3.IF GOD HAD WANTED US TO TOUCH OUR TOES HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM ON OUR KNEES...
4.I PLAN TO RETIRE AND LIVE OFF MY SAVINGS----NOT SURE WHAT I AM GOING TO DO THE SECOND WEEK!............
5.EVEN DUCT TAPE CAN'T FIX STUPID----BUT IT CAN MUFFLE THE SOUND.........
6. WHY DO WE HAVE TO "PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH'---WHEN THEY TRANSFER US TO SOMEONE WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND?..........
7. AT MY AGE "GETTING LUCKY" IS WALKING IN ANOTHER ROOM AND REMEMBERING WHY I WENT THERE.........
HOPE YOU GET A GOOD LAUGH AT THESE AND THINK YOUNG...........
