GROWING OLD GACEFULLY

[Templar]

JUST A FEW THOUGHTS------------

1...ASPIRE TO INSPIRE BEFORE YOU EXPIRE.......

2...MY WIFE AND I HAD WORDS LAST NIGHT, BUT I DIDN'T GET TO USE MINE?

3...FRUSTRATION IS TRYING TO FIND YOUR GLASSES WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES.

4...THE IRONY OF LIFE IS THAT BY THE TIME YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND---
      YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE

5...I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT TO RESPECT MY ELDERS---BUT IT IS GETTING HARDER TO FIND ONE..........

6...EVERY MORNING IS THE DAWN OF ANOTHER ERROR!

[Pocketcoins]

The wife lets me run things around here,  washing machine, drier, broom, mop, and she lets me do things also like dishes, cooking, but I will say this she also allowes me to have the last word, as long as it's Yes Dear.     

[Templar]

I HAVE LEARNED THAT WHEN SHE IS ON A ROLL I JUST SAY "YES DEAR--YOU ARE RIGHT DEAR---YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT---I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME"..............THAT USUALLY BRINGS HER TO A HALT....