HELP PLEASE

[Templar]

THIS WAS SPOTED IN OUR FOREST AND WE CAN'T SEEM TO IDENTIFY IT---IF YOU COULD HELP OUT IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED AND I THINK WE CAN GET SOME MONEY FOR THE PELT........

[Pocketcoins]

I don't know what you call it but I think it's mostly found in Indina, likes woman and alcohol . Considered dangerous when lonely and sober . Better lock your door's Joe. Reckon how that thing got so fair north?     

[Goose]

&%$#@, that critter looks mean! I'd want nothing to do with it.....I'd move.

[Templar]

I AGREE THAT HE IS PROBABLY MEAN WHEN HE IS SOBER AND LONELY-----I HAVE MARKED MY TREES WITH SOME CHEAP WHISKEY SO HE WILL KNOW THERE IS AN ALPHA DRUNK IN THE AREA--THAT SHOULD HELP-----BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT HE SURE HAS A GOOD LOOKING HEAD OF HAIR ON HIM......WILL REPORT BACK IF ANYTHING HAPPENS-----DO YOU THINK HE LIKES POTATO PANCAKES?

[Triggersmob]

Scientific name for this critter is Twoshadowius Indi-anus.
I believe it's very rare.
 

[Pocketcoins]

-BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT HE SURE HAS A GOOD LOOKING HEAD OF HAIR ON HIM......WILL REPORT BACK IF ANYTHING HAPPENS-----DO YOU THINK HE LIKES POTATO PANCAKES?[/color][/b]

Dad-gum Joe you only been laid up a couple weeksand you are already thinking that thing looks good.         We'd better get you some help fast.   

[Eringobraugh]

I HAVE MARKED MY TREES WITH SOME CHEAP WHISKEY SO HE WILL KNOW THERE IS AN ALPHA DRUNK IN THE AREA

Now thats funny

[AdamL]

[TwoShadows]

You guys are killing me! That was part of an 1850's reproduction buffalo hunt. I will try and throw the cowboy hat out there so you will be able to see my good side.

[Goose]

Hmmm, throwing your cowboy hat out there won't do you any good....a waste of a good hat.

[TwoShadows]

Its out there just the same. Should really screw up Templar now!