1...3114 BC---MAYAN CALENDAR STARTS....IT WILL BE ACURATE FOR 10,000 YEARS----EARTHQUAKE BREAKS OFF SOME YEARS LEAVING 2012 AS LAST DATE
2...1492---COLUMBUS SET SAIL FOR AMERICA--PACKS HUNDREDS OF BARRELS OF SAUCE BUT FORGETS THE PASTA..........
3...1543--FRENCH/TURLISH FLEET OCCUPY NICE----WHICH WAS NOT VERY NICE
4...1622--SPANISH SILVER FLEET SINKS OFF THE FLORIDA KEYS---SPAIN DECIDES TO MAKE NEXT FLEET OUT OF WOOD
5...1628---PURITANS LAND AT SALEM, MASS.--MAKE INDIANS GET FULLY DRESSED
6...1675--- SWEDISH ADMIRAL STENBOCK SAILS OUT WITH 65 SHIPS ANDONE MILLION MEATBALLS FOR TRADE
7...1683---LAPLECTA IS APPOINTED FRANCE'S MISNISTER OF FINANCE---HE QUICKLY OPENS A PRIVATE ACCOUNT IN ARUBA
8...1716---1ST US LIGHTHOUSE BUILT IN BOSTON----THEY BUILT IT BACKWARDS--LIGHTS UP BOSTON OK BUT DOES NOTHING FOR SHIPS
9....1776--DAVID BUSHNELL'S US SUBMARINE ATTEMPS TO BLOW A BRITISH SHIP---IT FAILS--SEEMS BUSHNELL LEFT PORTHOLE OPEN FOR ABETTER VIEW
10...1839--THE CHEROKEE NATION IS FORMED---TWO WEEKS LATER THEY OPEN THERE FIRST CASINO
11...1ST WESTBOUND TRAIN REACHES SAN FRANCISCO----PASSENGER LUGGAGE LEFT IN ST.LOUIS
12...1901---PRESIDENT MCKINLEY IS SHOT AND DIES AFTER 8 DAYS--SEEMS HE HAS GOVERNMENT FUNDED INSURANCE
13...1952---CANADIAN TELEVISION BEGINS BROADCASTING......IT COMES ON 30 MINUTES LATER IN NEW FOUNDLAND BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER AS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY T.V.S
