WHY ???

[Templar]

[color=navy
   1...WHY DOES A BANK CHARGE A FEE FOR "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS" WHEN THEY KNOW YOU DON'T
        HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE ??
   2....WHY DOES SOMEONE BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY THERE ARE OVER 4 BILLION STARS
         IN THE SKY BUT CHECK WHEN YOU SAY "THE PAINT IS WET"
   3...WHY DOESN'T GLUE STICK TO THE BOTTLE
   4...WHY DIDN'T TARZAN HAVE A BEARD
   5...WHY DID KAMIKAZE PILOTS WEAR HELMETS
   6...WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME YOU TRY TO CATCH SOMETHING THAT IS FALLING OFF A TABLE.
        YOU END UP KNOCKING SOMETHING ELSE OFF
   7...WHY ARE LOST THINGS ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
   8...STATISTICS CLAIM THAT 1 IN 4 PEOPLE HAS SOME SORT OF MENTAL ILLNESS
       THINK ABOUT 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS---IF THEY ARE OKAY----ITS YOU

   LOVE YA ........THE TEMPLAR[/color]

[Paint Your Wagon]

Nr 2 is explained in advanced MBA class

The president and board of directors will calmly vote a billion dollar for a new nuclear electricity plant but will discuss for hours what color to paint the bicycle stalls .
Because they don't understand anything of the first case 

Nr 4 is easy ; the filmcrew shaved him twice a day before shooting him

Nr 5 is easy . There was no heating in those planes and why go to your death with frozen ears ? 

Nr 7 . Things would not be lost if they where were you expected to have put them logically

August the logical 

[green18]

LOL.....

I'll add one.  Why do we park in the drive way and drive on the parkway? 

[Templar]

NUMBER 7 IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK-----WHEN YOU FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR------YOU STOP LOOKING----SO THAT IS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOKED------

[Paint Your Wagon]

NUMBER 7 IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK-----WHEN YOU FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR------YOU STOP LOOKING----SO THAT IS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOKED------

By that time I forgot what I was looking for and I keep on looking for anything 

August in September

[Pocketcoins]

Lots of times I've been looking for something on the internet and after about 3 hours I start trying to remember just what was it I was looking for to begin with. 

[Sap]

1. Because they can.

2. Because they can't. Can't check how many stars there are for themselves, that is. By the way, the "correct" answer based on current observations is "about 70 sextillion" - that's a 7 followed by 22 zeroes.

3. But it does. Why else do people need to buy new glue when the old one's still "half-full"?

4. Because he was hard enough to understand without having to try to lip-read through facial hair.

5. Presumably because the Japanese air force wasn't as short on headgear as it was on planes and pilots.

6. Because I'm clumsy.

7. Lately, I've taken to continue searching for things after I find what I'm looking for, just so this particular problem doesn't happen to me. I've found all sorts of stuff I hadn't been aware I'd lost.

8. I don't have any friends. The voices in my head must have told them all to go away.

[Nighthawk]

Lots of times I've been looking for something on the internet and after about 3 hours I start trying to remember just what was it I was looking for to begin with. 

That's a good one!   

[Nevol]

I've been known to walk around with a few words written on a small post-it note stuck on one of my fingers so that when I get where I'm going, I know what I went there for.

There was a time when a blank post-it note would suffice, but not now. 

[Templar]

I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS TO CAUSE PEOPLE TO GET SO SERIOUS ABOUT TRYING TO ANSWER THESE STATEMENTS------THEY WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU THINK AND LAUGH A LITTLE------I UNDER ESTIMATED THE GREAT INTELLECT THAT LAY BEHIND THESE CASTLE WALLS...
I WILL HAVE MY STAFF WORK ON SOME MORE PONDERINGS LATER.....

THANKS FOR THE GREAT RESPONSES.......THE TEMPLAR

[Goose]

I'm trying to figure out whether that's a promise or a threat.

[Pocketcoins]

If tempar ponders all the time on what we are pondering on does that make him a great ponderer or maybe even the greatest ponderer of all or just plane noise?        ( sure hope he still has plenty of hummer left)   

[Templar]

HEY....I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK.........BESIDES IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE PONDERING ABOUT WHAT I AM PONDERING ABOUT SO YOU WOULD BE A PONDERER TOO.......
AT LEAST WE SPELLED THE WORD CORRECTLY----PONDERER.....NOT PANDERER.......
I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO SEND ME SOME STYROFOAM SO I COULD SEND YOU A GIFT BUT THEN I COULDN'T THINK WHAT YOU WOULD PACK IT IN SO IT WOULD NOT BREAK......
I LEAVE YOU WITH A QUOTE FROM AN AMERICAN SONG WRITER ROGER MILLLER......
"I WISH I HAD YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM AND YOU HAD A DOO WHACK A DOO"

P.S.------WHAT IS HUMMER

[Pocketcoins]

P.S.------WHAT IS HUMMER [/color][/b]

Hummer is someone who used his time in English class to hum instead of learning to spell, some times referred to as a day-dreamer. A little HUMER there. 

By the way I like Roger Millers songs a lot. I always did want to learn to roller skate in a buffalo heard