September 23, 2010, 08:57:25 PM
CEO'S ARE NOW PLAYING MINITURE GOLF
A STRIPPER WAS BADLY INJURED WHEN HER AUDIENCE SHOWERED HER WITH PENNIES
MY ATM GAVE ME AN IOU
I SAW A MORMON POLYGAMIST WITH ONLY ONE WIFE
I BOUGHT A TOASTER OVEN AND MY FREE GIFT WAS A BANK
ANGELINA JOLIE ADOPTED A CHILD FROM AMERICA
A PICTURE IS NOW ONLY WORTH 300 WORDS
A TRUCKLOAD OF AMERICANS WAS CAUGHT SNEAKING INTO MEXICO
MOTEL SIX WON'T LEAVE THE LIGHT ON ANYMORE
THEY NAMED "WALL STREET"----"WAL-MART STREET"
WHEN THE BANK RETURNS YOUR CHECK MARKED "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS" YOU CALL THEM AN
ASK IF THEY MEAN YOU OR THEM.......
YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT............THE THREAD BARE TEMPLAR
DRUID
HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDER
SWAGMAN/HOBO
BARD
TIME WAS INVENTED SO EVERYTHING WOULD NOT HAPPEN AT ONCE!
