September 17, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
A MAN COMES INTO A STORE AND ASKS THE CLERK IS HE SELLS PPOLISH SAUSAGE
THE CLERK ASKS THE MAN IF HE IS POLISH........
THE MAN ANSWERS YES I AM-----IF I ASKED FOR FRENCH BREAD WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS FRENCH 
IF I ASK FOR ITALIAN SAUSAGE ---WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS ITALIAN
IF I CAME IN HERE AND ASKED FOR A BRAUTWURST---WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS GERMAN
IF I CAME IN HERE AND ASK FOR SOME BEER ---WOULD YOU ASK ME IF I WAS IRISH
WELL NO SAID THE CLERK----BUT THIS IS A HARDWARE STORE........
DRUID
HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDER
SWAGMAN/HOBO
BARD
TIME WAS INVENTED SO EVERYTHING WOULD NOT HAPPEN AT ONCE!
