Immediate Needs

[TwoShadows]

   I am looking for a middle-aged, very attractive woman who loves to coin collect. Please send photo of coin collection. Thank you!

[Nighthawk]

That's a good one Terry!   

[Pocketcoins]

All I know is a very old lady missing one leg. She is so ugly she keeps thew dogs run off. She is hateful and mean and no one can get along with her. She does have a very large coin collection thoue. 

[Nevol]

  I am looking for a middle-aged, very attractive woman who loves to coin collect. Please send photo of coin collection. Thank you!

                     

[EgCollector]

 

[TwoShadows]

My buddy says he knows a woman that is so ugly she would have to sneak upon a mud puddle to get a drink BUT she doesn't collect coins.  

Pocketcoins I have been checking out some of the southern girls on a dating sight and there are some real beautiful unattached women roaming Kentucky at this time. Haven't found one who collects coins and do hate the thought of all that driving down for a date. Could you just mail one up here? Sure would appreciate it. Keep the one legged gal for yourself. Thats the least I can do for a friend!

[Templar]

I THINK I HAVE A WOMAN YOU MIGHT LIKE-----SHE COLLECTS COINS---LIKES TO DANCE-----DRINKS JUST TO STEADY HER NERVES--IN FACT THE OTHER NIGHT SHE WAS SO STEADY SHE COULDN'T MOVE-----BUT HER TEETH STICK OUT A LITTLE---IN FACT SHE COULD EAT CORN ON THE COB THROUGH A PICKET FENCE---BUT SHE DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A BIG GIRL--ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF HER TAKEN A FEW YEARS AGO...QUITE A FEW YEARS...

LOOKING  OUT FOR YOU-------THE TEMPLAR

[Pocketcoins]

Twoshadows you should  be able to fine you a gal down here without much trouble. After all our state motto is the Land of Beautiful Horses and Fast Woman.     

[TwoShadows]

Huh? I guess we Hoosiers have had it backwards all this time. I do like fast women if we are referring to the same fast? Most of the women I know are fast but it is running away!!!

[TwoShadows]

Still no package? Where are my friends when I need them?

[TKO]

Is it possible to wreck a horse? If so, Please be careful Terry. I sen how high you were off the ground in those pictures and my guess is you would have trouble surviving one. Give me a call sometime too. You know you just changed counties not countries.


TKO

[TwoShadows]

Hey I will! Actually I am still in the same county but the phone service is different so it long distance. And to think I am only 7 miles further down the road. What horse pictures you been in to? The Women at Indiana Horse Rescue have been plastering my photo all over Facebbook. Guess I make that horse look pretty darn good?

[TKO]

The ones you sent me in the email. You know they sell vitamins now that help with memory loss.

[TwoShadows]

I have been messing with horses a LOT taller than my baby. Of course I let the younger guys get on the wild ones first! Makes them feel special and saves my life at the same time! Will get with you soon.