Book of insults

[Triggersmob]

I was just tidying up the  home library and I came across a book called "Crazy Book of Funny Insults"
If you want to be insulted, just let me know.

[Nighthawk]

I get insulted all the time by different people, so I'm used to it. I don't pay much attention to it. Some people will say such hurtful things, then just walk away and think nothing of it! Especially co-workers, or even a few people at church. What a shame. I try to be kind and thoughtful to everyone I meet, even saying "ma'am" or "sir" when appropriate. I am amazed at how many people do not like to be called "ma'am" or "sir". I guess I'm just too "old-fashioned" for some folks. That's alright, I'm not gonna change my ways for nobody!    BTW, thank you Sir Steve for the beautiful 50 cent piece you sent to me thru Templar. Please be looking in your mailbox within the next 2 to 3 weeks for a special surprise from the USA. Thank you my friend.

Kind regards,

John Nighthawk

[Triggersmob]

Sir John, some respect and few manners never goes astray. There should be more of it. I think parents these days are forgetting to teach it to their children.
As for the 50c cent, it was my pleasure to send that to you. Please don't feel that you have to send anything in return, it is a gift.

 

[Nighthawk]

Thank you Steve, you are a good friend. It's just that I have been meaning to send you something the past few months but have just been super busy. What I will send you please consider it a gift also, and do not feel obliged to send something in return. I like to surprise folks and make them happy in the process, and what a great medium we have to do this in, namely coin collecting. It would be a pleasure to send you something to add to your collection, and to know that it made you happy!   

[Triggersmob]

Thank you, John.
I do really appreciate that.

[TwoShadows]

But you will always know there is this guy in Indiana who repects the living daylights out of you for a great number of reasons! Guess you got to live with that!

[Templar]

ALL OF THIS AFFECTION FOR ONE ANOTHER IS UNDER THE CORRECT TITLE---------SOME PEOPLE ARE OFFENDED IF YOU CALL THEM SIR AND OR MA AM----WHAT GRINDS ME SO IS THE YOUNGER MEMBERS CALLING OLDER RELATIVES OR AQUAINTENCES BY THEIR FIRST NAME---WHEN I TAUGHT SCHOOL THERE WAS ALWAYS ONE CHILD WHO WOULD SAY "HI JOE" AS HE PASSED ME IN A LOW VOICE AND THEN ACT AS THOUGH IT WAS NOT HIM IF I COMFRONTED HIM.........HECK I ALMOST GOT MY HEAD KNOCKED OFF FOR CALLING MY FATHER "POPS".....I WAS ONLY BEING FLIP....NOT TRYING TO INSULT HIM BUT HE ALMOST FLIPPED ME.......
      I RESPECT EVERYONE UNTIL I FIND THAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE TO BE RESPECTED.

     YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT    THE TEMPLAR---------AND WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT  SMILE!