Now they cannot come out and say there is 29 more billions sloshing around
So they write stories 
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=akiI.XQwyk30&refer=home
I wrote one for them. The Twelve Days of Corruptmas:
On the first day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, a Loon in the Treasury.
On the second day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the third day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the fourth day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the fifth day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me fiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the sixth day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the seventh day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, seven hundred billion missing, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the eight day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, eight Goldman's bilking, seven hundred billion missing, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the ninth day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, nine regulators winking, eight Goldman's bilking, seven hundred billion missing, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the tenth day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, ten speculators leaping, nine regulators winking, eight Goldman's bilking, seven hundred billion missing, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the eleventh day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me eleven margin calls calling, ten speculators leaping, nine regulators winking, eight Goldman's bilking, seven hundred billion missing, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
On the twelfth day of Corruptmas my gubment sent to me, Twelve Reserve Banks broken, eleven margin calls calling, ten speculators leaping, nine regulators winking, eight Goldman's bilking, seven hundred billion missing, six percent unemployment, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, two wallstreet hookers and a Loon in the Treasury.
