Das ist nein gut fur zie deutsche.
Don't ask me to improv more German. The rest is limited to asking for fraulein and bier, you know, the important things in life.
My top bad german questions
1) Ich bin Belgen und kan spesenfrei uberweisen darf ich mitbieten
Roughly translated : I am no kraut but can pay so you loose nothing in banktransfer Can I bid on your german only auction
2) Was fragen Sie fur versicherter versand nach Belgien
What is the cost of shipping insured to Belgium
3) Ist den foto den von die muenze die Sie verkaufen oder ein symbolfoto
Roughly translated : Did you steal somebodies foto or is this really the coin you are selling
ebay does not allow to say ; Es ist eine verdamte schweinerei
This cannot be translated but means something like I wandered into a pigsty
When I told this guy there was a scratch on the capsule he said to reread the offer and to point out where he even
offered to provide a capsule . The things we take for granted are our greastes weakness against hardened non ethical vendors