A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.
I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't
have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at
the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!â€
The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer with real balls!!"
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.â€
