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A irishman has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy.He calls down to Murphy and says "I tink I will 'ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies "No… I juss live round the corner."
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.
