I man was walking on the beach when he came upon a Genie's Lamp. He rubbed it and out popped a genie who told him he could grant three wishes but with each wish the man's ex-wife would receive double of what he wished for. The man claimed that wasn't fair but he didn't want to give up such an opportunity.
First wish....He stated I want a million dollars and the genie replied, "So it will be and your ex will get 2 million!"
I can live with that the man replied.
My second wish will be for a solid gold Chevrolet Corvette and the genie replied, "So it will be and your ex will receive two of them!"
The man thought for a moment and said "This is just not fair but I will live with it."
Now for my third wish....."I want you to beat me half to death!"