*A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:*
*Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"*
*Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"*
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi
Wife begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"*
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"*
*I Can't believe you just sat there trying to read this.* *You don't know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....**
You need serious help!!*
*Sometimes I worry about you!*
