Due to all the home invasions happening at the moment, I thought I would do what everyone else is doing and get a gun for protection.
So I obtained a pistol licence from the police and yesterday went to the local gun shop and purchased a 9mm pistol .
I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, pulled out my wallet & produce my credit card when all of a sudden the female cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to someone about these gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad.
