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Offline Humpybong

The Haircut
September 22, 2016, 12:05:00 AM

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.
 
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
 
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I  cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week.'
 
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
 
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a  'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
 
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his  bill, the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you;  I'm  doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the  shop.
 
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a 'thank  you' card
and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
 
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his  bill, the barber
again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you;  I'm  doing community service this week.'
The Congressman was very happy and  left the shop.
 
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen  Congressmen
lined up waiting for a free haircut.
 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between  the citizens of our
country and the politicians who run it.
 
As Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE  CHANGED OFTEN
AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"
 

Barry
Brisbane, Australia
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Offline Nevol

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Re: The Haircut
September 22, 2016, 10:14:45 AM
Quote
As Ronald Reagan said: "BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE  CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!"
I Love it!!!!  ;D

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Re: The Haircut
September 22, 2016, 09:01:54 PM
Yep, both full of it. :)

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Offline Paint Your Wagon

Re: The Haircut
September 26, 2016, 02:35:37 AM
Both full of what ?

Shit I do not understand the joke  ;D

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