Senior's Tax Return

[Humpybong]

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the Australian Tax Office and it puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependants I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question, "List all your dependants?"

I replied, "100,000 Muslim immigrants we provide everything for; 10,000 crack heads in rehab; 1 million unemployed people on the dole and not looking for work, 25,000 people in prison, 3,000 boat people who just arrived for a holiday, 535 persons in the Parliament and Senate!!!!

They told me that this was NOT the correct answer.

 SO I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, "WHO THE HELL DID I MISS"?
 

[Triggersmob]

[AnotherKnight]

You missed the assistance and advisor's are two that I can think of hehe
But the age of entitlement is over so can someone please tell the politicians and that would save us million..$270+ a night to say in their own house is well beyond a joke and they want to attack my pension

[Paint Your Wagon]

U missed the state declared cripples on permanent sick leave 
Like those with painful vertebrae nrs 2 to 4
Or limping
Or headache
Or....