Yes you did mention the foot, but it sure did take you a long time to come up with a believable story to go with it.

I'm still thinking your wife did it to you.

I do understand though, I usually use "the dog tripped me"

. If you stay in bed for 4 weeks you sure will owe someone big, like the credit card company. Every day your wife will need to run out for a few thing

and will be back in just a few,
hours

Only jocking, most of us could not make it without a good woman. I'm sure she will take good care of you. Get better soon. You will be in our prayers.