NEW WEEK --NEW THOUGHTS--AND A LAUGH

[Templar]

WELL MY GOOD FRIENDS I FOUND A FEW THINGS TO LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD THIS WEEK........HOPE YOU LIKE THEM...............
 1.IN A DEMOCRACY IT'S YOUR VOTE THAT COUNTS. IN FEUDALISM IT'S YOUR COUNT THAT VOTES.
 2.A SIGN ON THE LAWN AT A DRUG REHAB CENTER SAID "KEEP OFF THE GRASS".
 3. WHEN CANNIBALS ATE A MISSIONARY THEY GOT A TASTE OF RELIGION.
 4.THE ROUNDEST KNIGHT IN THE CASTLE IS SIR CUMFERENCE. HE GOT THAT WAY EATING TOO MUCH PI.
 5.SHE WAS ONLY A WHISKEY MAKER, BUT HE LOVED HER STILL.
 6.I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL KEPT GETTING BIGGER. THEN IT HIT ME.
 7.I THOUGHT I SAW AN EYE DOCTOR ON AN ALASKAN ISLAND, BUT IT WAS ONLY AN
    OPTICAL ALEUTIAN.
 8.TWO SILK WORMS HAD A RACE. THEY ENDED UP IN A TIE.
 9. A DOG GAVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES NEAR THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND WAS CITED FOR LITTERING..
 10. A GRENADE THROWN INTO A KITCHEN IN FRANCE WOULD RESULT IN LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART.

 ENJOY THE WEEK----KEEP A SENSE OF HUMOR---AND WALK AROUND WITH A SMILE ON
   YOUR FACE----IT MAKES PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW SOMETHING THEY DON'T.

 YOUR FRIEND AND SERVANT..........THE TEMPLAR

[Triggersmob]

 

well you made me laugh.

Thanks

[Humpybong]

Me 2

          

[OldDan]

Well, that did it!     Thanks templar, they are great.

[scottishmoney]

On the subject of outhouses, I built three 1/87th scale outhouses for my train layout - they go behind the three houses under construction at the moment.  Gees, it has been awhile since I have done the train stuff - lots of new goodies to put in your layout, outhouses, naked ladies, ladies flashing, hookers etc.  Who knew it could be so fun to sleaze up a model railroad display.

[Pocketcoins]

I can't decide if templar has too much time on his hands is why he is writing this stuff or if I have too much time on my hands becouse I look so forward to read this stuff. Either way it makes me smile.     

[Tobyle]

Thanks Templar for brightening up my day - love it!

[Nevol]

Thanks Templar for brightening up my day - love it!

Ditto!