World Tranquility (Part 2)

[TwoShadows]

The other world tranquility thread was getting quite long and slow to open, at least for me, so in the holiday spirit I am giving all of you a NEW thread to continue with our worldly discussion. It is the least I can do for my friends!

[Templar]

GOSH WHAT WILL WE TALK ABOUT??
 WILL WE BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH ANY NEW IDEAS?
 MAYBE WE COULD START OFF BY WISHING EVERYONE "TRANQUILITY--UNDERSTANDING---MUTUAL RESPECT AND SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE.
  WHY WE COULD CALL IT   T.U.M.S.!----OR NOT.

               TONGUE IN CHEEK TEMPLAR

[Triggersmob]

Is there any positive stuff happening in the world, the other thread was so negative.

[TwoShadows]

Of course there is! I am pretty sure we are all very positive we are getting screwed by governments, insurance companies, oil companies and health care every day. I am soooooo positive about that! All you got to do is look at their profit lines!

[Goose]

Anything positive? Heck yes, just got 3" (7.5cm) of snow, N wind at 22 mph (35.5 kph), temp is +8 F (-13 C), and I put up a bird feeder for the 'por wittle birds'. Now if I can just keep those %$#@ squirrels from raiding the little birdies' food, I'll.......hmm, I just remembered that I have a new pellet *gat. Hmmm. Ya ever eat squirrel?




*Gat - what gangsters called their gun in the 1920s & 1930s.

[longnine009]

Too bad it's not called World "recovery" for another week.



 

"Jumping Ben's Trash is a gas, gas, gas..."

[Templar]

WELL GOOSE--ITS 21' WINDS GUSTING TO 40MPH--WIND CHILL IS 0 TO 5'F AND IT IS SNOWING----I HAVE STARTED TO FEED MY BIRDIES---BUILT A PLATFORM--ABOUT 2'X2'--PUT ATOP ON IT--MOUNTED IT ON A POST--PUT ABOUT 6INCHES IF SHEET METAL AROUND THE BOTTOM AND A WIRE ENCLOSURE BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BIRDS BUT A TIGHT FIT FOR THE TREE RATS--IF ONE DOES GET IN--THE PELLET GUN DOES NICE WORK--SQUIRREL IS GOOD IN A STEW--AND THEY HAVE BEEN WELL FEED--JUST REMEMBER--SHOOT DOWN--OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SOME NEIGHBORS---AND TAKE A SCREEN OUT BEFORE YOU SHOOT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW--SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE![color]

          YOUR FRIEND AND FELLOW BIRDLOVER---BWANA TEMPLAR

[longnine009]

Over in The Peoples' Republic of Kalifornia.
http://www.seattlepi.com/business/1310ap_us_home_invasion.html

[longnine009]

WELL GOOSE--ITS 21' WINDS GUSTING TO 40MPH--WIND CHILL IS 0 TO 5'F AND IT IS SNOWING----I HAVE STARTED TO FEED MY BIRDIES---BUILT A PLATFORM--ABOUT 2'X2'--PUT ATOP ON IT--MOUNTED IT ON A POST--PUT ABOUT 6INCHES IF SHEET METAL AROUND THE BOTTOM AND A WIRE ENCLOSURE BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BIRDS BUT A TIGHT FIT FOR THE TREE RATS--IF ONE DOES GET IN--THE PELLET GUN DOES NICE WORK--SQUIRREL IS GOOD IN A STEW--AND THEY HAVE BEEN WELL FEED--JUST REMEMBER--SHOOT DOWN--OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SOME NEIGHBORS---AND TAKE A SCREEN OUT BEFORE YOU SHOOT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW--SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE![color]

          YOUR FRIEND AND FELLOW BIRDLOVER---BWANA TEMPLAR

Could I get a rum & coke to go  with that  bird food?

[longnine009]

Is there any positive stuff happening in the world, the other thread was so negative.

Sure there is!  I'm positive the people of the mid and eastern states are a bunch of sissies when it comes to cold weather. That is all they can talk about.

Cold weather, that's  nothing. There's  two guys up north trying to shoot holes in me with  pellet guns.  

[Nighthawk]

WELL GOOSE--ITS 21' WINDS GUSTING TO 40MPH--WIND CHILL IS 0 TO 5'F AND IT IS SNOWING----I HAVE STARTED TO FEED MY BIRDIES---BUILT A PLATFORM--ABOUT 2'X2'--PUT ATOP ON IT--MOUNTED IT ON A POST--PUT ABOUT 6INCHES IF SHEET METAL AROUND THE BOTTOM AND A WIRE ENCLOSURE BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BIRDS BUT A TIGHT FIT FOR THE TREE RATS--IF ONE DOES GET IN--THE PELLET GUN DOES NICE WORK--SQUIRREL IS GOOD IN A STEW--AND THEY HAVE BEEN WELL FEED--JUST REMEMBER--SHOOT DOWN--OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SOME NEIGHBORS---AND TAKE A SCREEN OUT BEFORE YOU SHOOT THROUGH YOUR WINDOW--SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE![color]

          YOUR FRIEND AND FELLOW BIRDLOVER---BWANA TEMPLAR

Who mans the guard towers when you're on vacation??? 

[TwoShadows]

I have found a bottle of barbecue sauce, squirrel and a crock pot go great together. Cook all day, the meat falls from the bone and any evidence of their demise also ends up at the bottom of the pot!
I am sure you fellows all know they are now making a .22 cal round that is subsonic, has no gunpowder and is virtually silent when fired from a rifle? Little boogers don't even know you are around. Quite honestly I am surprised the gubment would let them into the country. One wouldn't even know a drive buy shooting was going down with these babies! Also they don't keep the neighbors awake!!!

[longnine009]

Also they don't keep the neighbors awake!!!

Might even help them sleep better. 

[TwoShadows]

I am surprised they haven't banned them in the big cities. Oh, I forgot to mention they are gas powered! What will they think of next?

[longnine009]

Baboon Manager has detected Max Baucus:

http://www.businessinsider.com/photo-of-melodee-hanes-the-max-baucus-mistress-who-may-have-killed-healthcare-reform-2009-12

The central baboon in health care "reform"  thinks he can better run our lives when he can't even run his own.  Oh, and  Max, since we've paying for her and probably your Viagra, since you were going to caught anyway, why didn't you pick out a 18 year old hottie?


 What'da mean,  I did.

Baboon alert....Baboon alert....Baboon  alert...Baboon alert...

[longnine009]

I am surprised they haven't banned them in the big cities. Oh, I forgot to mention they are gas powered! What will they think of next?

Oh dear, it sounds like they're ozone destroyers.

I read there's people in Detroit shooting raccoons and selling them for $10. I hope that's bs. If they're going to give my money away I'd rather see some hungry people get it than some scumbag insurance executive.

[Templar]

A NUMBER OF YEARS AGO ON THE EASTSIDE OF DETROIT A COUPLE OF SMALL LOCAL MEAT STORES GOT SHUT DOWN BUY THE HEALTH DEPT.----THEY WERE SELLING  SKINNED CATS LABELED RACCOONS----THE REASON THEY WERE SHUT DOWN WAS NOT WHAT THEY WERE SELLING BUT THEY WERE MISLABELING THEIR PRODUCTS---TRUE STORY---THIS HAPPENED IN THE EARLY 1960'S

 CAVEAT EMPTOR---YOU SERVANT--THE TEMPLAR

[longnine009]

As they say, you couldn't make this stuff up.  
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2009/11/09/goldman-sachs-is-doing-gods-work/

Garrrrrrrd told me, the taxpayers should be
fruitful and multiply my bonus.

Only one thing missing from the goldman comedy:





Tim and Ben:  "We're on a mission from God."

On the fifth day of Corruptmas my new gov  sent to me fiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary, and a Twink  in the Treasury.

[Templar]

WHICH ONE IS YOU DAN?---IT IS HARD TO SEE ---DO YOU PUT A LITTLE PEPPERMINT SHNOPS? IN THE HOT CHOCOLATE?

         IT LOOKS LIKE NORTHERN MICHIGAN
                YOUR SERVANT--THE TEMPLAR

[TwoShadows]

You can't fool me Old Dan! I can see you sitting back there with that cowboy hat on enjoying the scenery! There is beauty everywhere but our younger generations don't look any more. Too busy with the cell phones and toys!

[longnine009]

I though we had the clown story of the week when Fish Wrap Magazine named Bernanke person of the year.  Ha-ha good one.  But I think our cousins on the other side beat us this time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236249/The-Green-Hypocrites-Prince-Charles-Gordon-Brown-separate-jets--lecture-world-global-warming.html


I say now, could one of you yanks bring that
raccoon over  the palace. We can stand it
back up and use it as gargoyle. It'll  make me look
like a prince  it  will.

On the sixth day of Corruptmas my new gov  sent to me, six TARpits bubbling,
fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary
and a Twink  in the Treasury.

[longnine009]

What recession?

Things have never been better, if you happen to be a federal employee

http://www.bankaholic.com/finance/lou-dobbs-federal-employees-earn-twice-as-much-as-private-workers/

Oh, and I'll bet they'll be upgrading their health insurance once the cockroach club tag-team gets done with health care "reform."

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On the ninth day of Corruptmas my new gov  sent to me, nine regulators winking, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion missing, six TARpits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
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[longnine009]

Look no further OldDan. The magic lamp is on the cover Fish Wrap magazine as person of the year. Thanks to him, if silver tanks, I'll be happy to buy more. IMO,  the show hasn't even started. We're just seeing the pre-show cartoon right now--who apparently, is unaware that the whole purpose of a depression is to punish retarded  investors  and reward  smart investors. Not the other way around.  Just wait and see what gold and silver do when the BenBoon's  abomination collapses.

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On the tenth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, ten speculators leaping, nine  regulators winking, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion missing, six TARPits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink  in the Treasury.
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[TwoShadows]

Health Care Reform is a joke and it has been from the beginning. It should be called "Protectionism for the Medical Professionals, the Insurance Industry and Lobbyists Reform." The only ones who got screwed are the middle class and poor. If anyone can answer a question for me I sure would appreciate it-----If you don't purchase a medical insurance policy you WILL be FINED (probably a thousand dollars)? If you can't afford insurance how in the hell can you afford the fine? This is typical government BS from a bunch of guys (there are ladies too but you can't tell them from the guys) who were born with a silver spoon in thier big mouths who have never wanted for anything nor had any reason to understand or actually live on a budget. And they are calling the shots? When will the deaf, dumb and blind American voter finally realize there is NO SUCH THING as parties and get rid of the filth at the top? Democrats and Republicans fake a big act but they will wine and dine together, right after their photo opps with the media,  and their golf game and call girls each evening. It is all one big crooked show and the weak minded continue to ride along on the wagon with them! What a joke!
   There are enough PET PROJECTS in the health reform bill that it makes me puke! Thousands of pages of nonsense to tighten the screw on us!
If they ever want to do things right the lobbyists MUST GO FIRST and then NO proposed bill will ever have riders attached which in my world are called BRIBES by Senators and Representitives. When its all over they will tell us how great a job they are doing for us as they kick in new taxes at the same time!!!

[TKO]

You forgot to mention that all of the masterminds behind this new healthcare joke has their insurance PAID IN FULL by taxpayer money for the rest of their lives. Just like their retirements are secured in full for only one term of office.

It's real easy for them to pass these bills when no part of the bullshit effects them. I also thought that with something as huge as this, it would have to be voted on by the people who have to fund it. So much for democracy, huh?

I wonder how long it will take for them to come up with a food management program that will give us a card to take to the stores and buy food with? You know the song... Automatically deduct 45% of your pay as an allotment for food. The folks that don't work will still get the card and the food and guess who will pay for it...

OK, I've vented.

TKO

[Triggersmob]

Last night I saw Obama dolls selling in the supermarket. WHY?

Why would any Aussie want to buy an Obama doll. Beats me.

Except to throw darts at, maybe.

[longnine009]

Why do they even have "D" or  "R"  next to their names? They should all have "CR" for Corporate Roach next to their names. The funny part is the senate version brings the bill right back to very thing that the so-called "People"  supposedly are infuriated about--insurance companies. Only now they're telling us: Yes we know you hate the scumbag, puking dog, pieces of expelled waste matter,  that's why we're going to make you pay them shake down money. It will be good for America and good for Americans.

Remember now, Obama is suppose to be a "socialist" or even a "communist." Lets see if he signs a bill that allows private crapitalist insurance companies posing as "capitalists" to suck money out of "The People." Where's the "communist" witch hunt for capitalists? Has anyone even been investigated for financial fraud, let alone charged with a crime? You'd think these "communists" would be all over this. Yet all I've seen so far is the Bernie Madoff window dressing show that was too big to sweep under the rug. But I really  liked the part where they gave him 150 years--yo, dudes,  put the crack pipes away, he's not a sea turtle.

Where are  all those "fresh [communist] faces with new [communist] ideas" Mr. President? All I see are  the same  hacks and hags  that have always been around and always will be until they do us the favor of dying.

Speaking of hags, when asked about putting people in jail if they don't buy insurance Nancy Pelosi CR-Calif said: "Well we all have to do our part."  Excuse me? Who-TF made  you Queen of America?  Who-TF are you  to decide what "our part" is in anything?

And speaking of hacks there's Max Baucus CR-Mont. Hey clown, go back to Sesame Street and stop trying to run my life when you can't even run your own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then there's Obama who goes out for  his 10,000th  tv appearance and says he didn't run for office to make a bunch of fat cats rich. Really? Sure had me fooled.

It's smoke and mirrors! They are traitors one and all who are selling us into corporate serfdom and have been since 1974.  

[TwoShadows]

The rich will take care of the rich, always have and always will! And the last time I checked all of our supposedly elected federal officials are rich aren't they? The Republican and Democrats squaring off is nothing more than the wide world of wrestling in suits! Its all fake!

[TwoShadows]

Free health care for life? What a great concept other than the fact NOTHING is free! It may be free to the recipient but someone somewhere is paying for it. Lets see who could that be?   THE TAXPAYERS!!!

[longnine009]

 Taxpayers: It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh and the "socialist's" compensation czar has granted  bonus "waivers" to some of the tar pit pigs. To retain--*EXACT WORDS* "executive talent." Merry Christmas pigs.

[longnine009]

 HA! The old "Paul is dead trick" (TOPID) to kick up some publicity.

 http://www.urbansurvival.com/blog/?p=1811
http://www.bringbackmogambo.com/

"Mogambo him no live here!
You go to hell now, okay, GI?"

[Nighthawk]

    

[Nighthawk]

Another good one........     

[Nighthawk]

    

[Nighthawk]