I know it's early but I can't resist. Besides most of it won't change in 30 days anyway. Some of it won't change in 30 years.
On the first day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, a Twink in the Treasury.
On the second day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, one Billary, and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the third day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary, and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the fourth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary, and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the fifth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me fiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary, and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the sixth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, six TARpits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the seventh day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, seven hundred billion missing, six TARpits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings...., four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the eight day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion issing, six TARpits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, One Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the ninth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, nine regulators winking, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion ssing, six TARpits bubbling,fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the tenth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, ten speculators leaping, nine regulators winking, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion sing, six TARPits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings... four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the eleventh day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me eleven margin calls calling, ten speculators leaping, nine regulators winking, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion m s ing, six TARPits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, One Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
On the twelfth day of Corruptmas my new gov sent to me, Twelve Reserve Banks broken, eleven marginal calls calling, ten speculators leaping, nine regulators winking, eight invisible new states, seven hundred billion ing mi s , six TARPits bubbling, fiiiiiive Goldman rings, four corporate jets, three Detroit Turkeys, one Billary and a Twink in the Treasury.
