TwoShadows may be on to something here. Perhaps your Master Collector status has been hijacked by AIG only with a different meaning behind the title--They're the masters at collecting taxpayers.

Watch your back. The family jewels might be next.
"Once I was swimming cross AIG creek,
man them thieves all around my feet,
sure was hard trying to swim that thing,
with both hands holding my
ding-a-ling-a-ling."
My Ding-a-Ling Chuck Berry