According to the flemish time newspaper BO declared a national state of emergency on saturday
with as an excuse that there are 1000 dead of the mex flu
What's BO's "emergency," Biotecs not hitting their ROI projections?
You see what happens when I get back on the Internet. Now I could have listened to the Limbaugh on drama queen radio after that report came out. It is sooo cool to sit there and watch rabies froth seeping through the radio speakers.

I got this email below from a fellow Knight the other day. Pretty sad when Internet jokes make more sense than corporate "top talent." And the people who make up the jokes never ask for a $200 million dollar bonus either:
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Kind of funny, but true.
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Stimulus Payment
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus
payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using
a "Q and A" format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go
to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer, or
5 tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .)
I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at
a yard sale and we're going to drink beer all day!
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