Finally A Presidential Candidate That Is Serious

[scottishmoney]

Paris Hilton For President 2008

I used to think she was an airhead, well maybe she still is, but damned, at least she is not full of hot air like the rest of these old wrinkly losers.  She might even get me to vote for her, but I don't want the Whitehouse to become the Pinkhouse.

[Goose]

This yr I won't vote for any incumbent !! I've had it with taxes! This yr my taxes will exceed my income....that is the truth! I believe I'll write in Paris's name for president.

[ElleKitty]

I'd put the bimbo in the white house just to prove a point.  At least she knows how to just shut up and look good, right?

[CoinCrusader42]

Jack McCafferty on CNN suggests we vote against everyone in office.

Not a bad idea.

 

[Goose]

&^%$@, Paris can't be president and I can't write her in! One has to be 35 yrs old to be pres. Oh well, now I'll have to think of another candidate.

[scottishmoney]

&^%$@, Paris can't be president and I can't write her in! One has to be 35 yrs old to be pres. Oh well, now I'll have to think of another candidate.

Hasn't stopped McCain, one has to be born in the United States, and he was not... he was born in Panama!

[Topher]

&^%$@, Paris can't be president and I can't write her in! One has to be 35 yrs old to be pres. Oh well, now I'll have to think of another candidate.

Hasn't stopped McCain, one has to be born in the United States, and he was not... he was born in Panama!

That's not completely correct..  One has to be a "natural-born" citizen, which isn't clearly defined, but is generally regarded as being an American citizen from birth.  (i.e. NOT naturalized, so the governator can never become president.)

Also, McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone, which was US territory at the time.  So, he has been a US citizen since the day he was born.  The "natural-born citizen" clause has never really been tested, and it is generally accepted that McCain does in fact qualify.

Technically, both of my kids (who were born in Australia and never lived a day of their lives in the US) are "natural-born citizens" of the US.  As long as they live in the US for 7 years before running for office (and reach the age of 35), they could run for president, although I would strongly discourage it.

[longnine009]

Okay, but only if she takes  Homer Simpson as her VP. 

"Homer I said Iran, not Iraq."
"Doooah"

[scottishmoney]

Seriously I like the bimbo's, whoops, I mean Paris Hilton's energy policy.  It really does sound like a viable fusion of plans, a very centrist and bi-partisan proposal if ever one was to be had.  She maybe an airhead and a bimbo, but at least she has some good ideas. 

I wanna know where she stands on international relations, and the conflict in the Middle Beast.

[longnine009]

"Britney, your my energy czar, what's the plan."

"Well, like, if we feed Homer a lot of donuts and hot dogs, he says he can produce like, enough methane for like, the whole world. Well like, can I be the fashion czar instead?"