I, myself, have lost quite a few Nigerian relatives I did not know I had and they were all filthy rich as well! Of course, over the last year, I have been picked numerous times (out of the phone book I guess) to help donate monies to charities all over the world or to work as a payment clerk for foreign businesses who wish for me to accept payments for them, keep my 30% and forward the rest to them. This would eliminate their cash flow problems as many North American customers just don't know how to make payments to such far away lands as Great Britain? I suppose they just don't trust those businesses over there but would much rather send a guy in Indiana their money for something they bought from Europe. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense to me! I have received so many offers to help distribute huge sums of money to local charities that I am thinking about starting my own charitable foundation such as the twoshadows foundation. When I receive enough money I will put it into a foundation for my new house, which I cannot afford, but with all this cash I can get started soon! All of this for just being a nice guy with an honest reputation that is apparently talked about frequently, around the dinner table, all over the world!
Now as far as those deceased relatives go, I will just wait for them to read the will and forward a check to me! A man or woman with that much money surely had the foresight to write a will? It should arrive about the same time my stimulating check arrives from the government! When it does I will buy everyone here a $20 Saint Gaudens gold piece. I am not afraid to share my luck with my friends here. Just don't hold your breath waiting for the gold to arrive!!!
