Gee with satelite you can probably capture all those XXX rated programs as well  

The street behind me is full of satelite antennas but they are all directed to Mekka .
The houses are more then 125 years old without inside bathroom etc and so they are all
bought up by allochtones . 
One guy did not know where the south was and he directed his satelite antenna north 
he had to dig everything out and pour a new concrete slab because in the position the antenna was 
all the houses were blocking the south