Shoplifting
An old lady gets caught shoplifting.
On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?"
And she says "I was hungry."
The judge says "What did you take?"
She replys, "A can of peaches."
So the judge trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches where in the can?"
The lady says "6" so the judge says ok then 1 day per peach in jail that will be 6 days time served.
The judge says would anyone like to say anything and her husband says your honor, "She stole a can of peas too"
