The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she
explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months
later the stork usually brings them a little baby, from its nest high up
in the trees.
Little Johnny at the back of the class put his hand up and asks the
teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, Miss? I think you're getting
your birds mixed up, 'cos my big sister just got a little baby and she
said it was from a shag on the beach!!!
