A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
When he dusted it off, a magic genie appeared and granted him 3 wishes.
“I’d love an ice cold beer right now," he asked the genie.
WHOOSH ! A beer appeared.
Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island surrounded by beautiful women."
WHOOSH ! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
For his final wish, “I wish I never had to work again!"
WHOOSH ! He was back at his desk in the government office.