A MAN COMES INTO A BAR--SITS DOWN AND ORDERS A BOULE DURBAN...
THE BARTENDER SAYS DO YOU MEAN A DOUBLE BOURBAN?
THE MAN SAYS YEAH--SO THE BARTENDER POURS HIM ONE AND THE MAN DOWNS IT
AND ASKS FOR ANOTHER--WHICH THE BARTENDER GIVES HIM...
THEN THE MAN SAYS I SEE A SIGN ON YOUR DOOR ABOUT A SHURKEY TOOT ON THE JORYTH OF FULY.........
THE BANTENDER SAYS DO YOU MEAN A TURKEY SHOOT ON THE FOURTH OF JULY?
WHERE UPON THE MAN DOWNS HIS DRINK AND STORMS OUT OF THE BAR BUMPING INTO A MAN COMING IN...
THE MAN SAYS WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?
AND THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM THAT THE MAN CAME IN AND ORDERED A BOUBLE DURBAN INSTEAD OF A DOUBLE BOURBON---AND THEN HE SAYS HE SAW MY SIGN SAYING THERE-- WILL BE A SHUKEY TOOT ON THR JORTH OF FULY----INSTEAD OF A TURKEY SHOOT ON THE FOURTH OF JULY.........
THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS ---PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THAT JUST SHICKLE THE TIT RIGHT OUT OF ME...........THATS ALL FOLKS.............
