DID YOU HEAR ABOUT

[Templar]

   1...THE MAN WHO THOUGHT THAT MANUAL LABOR WAS A MEXICAN
   2...THE GIRL WHO SAID THAT SHE WOULD DO ANYHING FOR A FUR COAT AND NOW SHE CAN'T
         BUTTON IT
   3...THE MAN WHEN HE LEARNED HIS WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO TRIPLETS GOT HIS GUN AND WENT
         OUT LOOKING FOR THE OTHER TWO GUYS
   4...THE MAN WHO THOUGHT PETER PAN WAS A WASH BASIN IN A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE 
   5...THE MAN WHOSE SISTER CALLED HIM UP AND ASKED HIM TO COME OVER AND SHOOT HER
         HORSE BECAUSE  IT HAD BROKEN ITS LEG......NOT SHE HAS A HORSE WITH A BROKEN
         LEG AND A GUNSHOT WOUND
   6...THE BUTCHER WHO BACKED INTO HIS MEAT GRINDER AND GOT A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS
        WORK
   7...THE MAN WHO CLEANED 348 BATHROOMS AFTER READING THE ROAD SIGN LEAVING
         DETROIT FOR CLEVELAND WHICH READ"CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD"
   8...THE MAN WHO ASKED HIS DOCTOR ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT---HIS DOCTOR TOLD HIM TO
        RUN 10 MILES A DAY AND CALL HIM IN 2 WEEKS......WHEN HE CALLED HIS DOCTOR
        BACK ---HIS DOCTOR ASKED HIM HOW HE FELT---HE SAID "FINE BUT I AM 140 MILES
        FROM HOME"

[EgCollector]

 

[Nighthawk]

That's "Goode" stuff!  LOL