MY DOCTOR'S OPINION

[Templar]

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I WOULD LIVE TO BE 60----I SAID I AM 60---HE SAID THERE I WAS RIGHT.........I TOLD HIM MY WIFE AND I WERE HAVING INTIMACY PROBLEMS---HE TOLD ME TO LOSS 20 POUNDS AND RUN 10 MILES A DAY FOR 2 WEEKS AND CALL HIM---SO I DID AND I CALLED HIM TO TELL HIM I FOLLOWED HIS DIRECTIONS AND HE ASKED ME HOW THINGS WERE AT HOME----I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I WAS 140 MILES FROM HOME.........HE HAD A NOTICE ON HIS WALL STATING VASECTOMIES 1/2 OFF .......MY DOCTOR LOOKED AT MY CHARTS AND TOLD ME I HAD TO HAVE AN OPERATION---WHEN I TOLD HIM I WANTED A SECOND OPINION----HE SAID OK-YOU ARE UGLY TOO.........

YOUR FRIEND........LOOKING FOR ANOTHER DOCTOR........THE TEMPLAR[/color=blue]

[Humpybong]

                

[EgCollector]

 

[TwoShadows]

   Keep running Joe. A few more days and you will be down here!

[Nighthawk]

FUNNY!!!      

[edix]

I told my doctor it hurts when I do this.
He told me to stop doing it.

My doctor asked me how I feel.
With my hands, silly!

[Pocketcoins]

When I went into the service the Doc ash me to pee in a cup, and I said From way over here?