THINGS TO PONDER

[Templar]

I CAME ACROSS A FEW THINGS THAT PUZZLED ME AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THEM WITH YOU................
1.ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION
2.IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
3.IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED----CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
4.WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
5.CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
6.WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
7.THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS
   LIVE.
8.HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
9.WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
10.IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
11. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL---IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

THINK ABOUT IT---------YOUR FIEND THE TEMPLAR

[Humpybong]

NAH!    To hard to think this time of day.

[OldDan]

I CAME ACROSS A FEW THINGS THAT PUZZLED ME................
THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

THINK ABOUT IT---------YOUR FIEND THE TEMPLAR

It's rather obvious as it had to be they had the same information that Santa had.

[Nevol]

THINK ABOUT IT---------YOUR FIENDTHE TEMPLAR

Now that's a fiendish batch of questions!            

[Triggersmob]

Nancy, the proof reader in you, strike again. LOL

[green18]

Templar, methinks you ponder too much.  Perhaps a vacation to an exotic destination?

[TwoShadows]

Here's one for Templar!

  Why don't we call hemorrhiods Assteroids and the doctor that treats them an Asstronaut?

[Triggersmob]

and

if people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

[green18]

Why do we drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway?

[OldDan]

All right now Sir Templar, see what you have started:

THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!