THE LITTLE OLD LADY

[Templar]

THE LITTLE OLD LADY IS SHOPPING IN THE MALL ONE DAY AND SHE RETURNS TO HER CAR.........GETS IN....AND NOTICES THAT SOMEONE HAS STOLEN HER STEERING WHEEL......RADIO....THE WHOLE DASH BOARD.......QUICKLY SHE GETS OUT HER CELL PHONE AND CALLS THE POLICE....THE POLICE ARRIVE IN RECORD TIME AND QUICKLY SOLVE THE CASE....SEEMS SHE WAS SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT...................

    YOUR SERVANT AND FRIEND........THE TEMPLAR

[Nighthawk]

Was this lady POLISH    

[Nevol]

At the rate my brain is turning to mush, it'll be me soon.             

[TwoShadows]

   Thats almost as bad as the little old lady who called the police from our local Walmart. It seems she locked her keys inside the car when she went in to shop. Coming out she found it was raining and she needed in very badly as she had also left the top down on her convertible!

[Templar]

SHE HAD 2 CARS WITH HER..........ONE LOCKED AND ONE A CONVETIBLE